It never really began, but in my heart it was SO REAL
8:10 p.m. on 2004-03-11

Top Five Break Up Songs

1) The Smiths - I Know It's Over

2) Blur - No Distance Left To Run

3) Elvis Presley - Suspicious Minds

4) Jeff Buckley - Last Goodbye

5) Bright Eyes - It's Cool, We Can Still Be Friends

Honorable Mention - anything off "heartbreaker" by Ryan Adams.

Yes, that's right kids, I've been dumped because:

a) "It's not working"

b) "I'm fed up with trying"

and finally, my personal favourite, c) "It's not you, it's me"

seriously, he could have been a little more creative with his made-up excuses. I expect more from my so-called 'poet' ex-boyfriend!

personally, I didn't know he was "trying" to do anything. I thoguht everything was ok, but evidently someone needs to send me some form of weekly newsletter about this kind of thing.

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Top Five Worst Songs To Hear When You've Just Been Dumped And Only Want To Sit At Home And Eat Ice Cream Out Of The Tub:

1) Al Green - Let's Stay Together

2) Aretha Franklin - Say a Little Prayer

3) Anything by Paul Weller that came after he got married and replaced his anger with crap things like 'happiness' and 'children'

4) Anything by the Polyphonic Spree

5) Bright Eyes - Bowl of Oranges

like a rolling stone